MY Birthday Cake/Cakes……..

I was busy whole day with my routine works and came home to at around 10:00pm and went to bed , suddenly my mobile started ringing at 11:55pm,I in half slumber picked up da call and that was SANDY started screaming “Jaldhi aa bhey bahar” , before I could ask something ‘Ding Dong’ my bell rang , I got up and opened the door and that was sandy , he took me to my terrace and I was surprised to see seven more guys standing with a mischievous smile on their face wishing me gud morning in a mocking way . Timepiece ticked 12:00 all wished me and I remembered that it was my birthday, before I could thank them BanG!!!!!! Some one kicked me ,I turned around and saw that it was sid who came from a very long way to enjoy this moment of hitting me “Dorikinav ra kittuga” den started birthday bashes, I felt for sometime that I was watching, in fact acting in a Bollywood action movie where I am the only villain and all others are heroes hitting me , suddenly a tall guy got onto the tank and trying to jump and kick me like in some video game that was sai and I was lucky that a saw this event before implemented somehow I escaped. After everyone was tiered a guy with a childlike smile said arey “I dint hit you coz I was busy in taking video and pics”, I went near him and said ok man I don’t wan to disappoint you , I din know from where these people got this much energy listening to my statement all got up at once and round two started along with sandy with their excitement levels at the peak ..Then almost I was collapsed on the ground Varma a Huge man shouted ‘ok enough stop it’ I was happy for a moment, he continued ‘its my turn now’ Huh!!!!!! I am gone..
Another guy came to me with a knife I thought he is drunk but he opened a cake box too, I just cut a small piece and was about to put it in someones mouth, suddenly ….Pachak!!!!!!!! These guys threw the cake on my face. I slowly opened my eyes and everyone has a cake piece in their hand with a idiotic smile as if they achieved something , everyone pushed the cake in my mouth at once Haaaaaaa , as it was 2:00am they left my place.
Next day morning I was waiting for the college bus in my stop , one of our junior who never dared to talk to me came and wished me I asked her that how did she know .she said some senior was asking other to come in our bus it as it is your birthday, in the mean while our bus came and we both got into the bus . I saw 2 of my friends who never came in our bus were sitting in last seat next to me. As usual sai got into the bus in da next stop and we started studying as there was an exam that day. After around an hour few of my friends got up and came to me and snatched my book and pulled me and started thrashing me with counting the numbers 1 ,2,3,4,……….BOOM…. Huuh!! Again cake this time I gave it to everyone in the bus so that my friends will not splash it on my face, only a quarter cake was left and I started giving to juniors but a guy snatched it from my hand and AGAIN cake on my face, (juniors were very much in high spirits, thinking “at least someone is hitting a senior”)..
We reached college and we had two exams one in da morning and second after lunch. After first exam we all went to canteen and I couldn’t hav anything coz already my stomach was full with cake. Then we came back to our class, few girls of our group vanished for a long time leaving their bags in the class itself. We all were preparing for the second exam in our class, Two huge guys came to wish me and settled down on my bench giggling at me, some one closed the door and these two guys lifted me one hold my legs and the other hold my hands and I couldn’t escape as they were giants of our class. Whole class was speeding up to smack me and Again ROUNd-3 bang!! Bang!....Then later I knew that sai and sid were the culprits of round -3, I wrote the second exam with very much difficulty to sit ( loved the rascals mischievous pranks but was painfull this time) .
After the exam we all went to a nearby building which was being constructed and the girls who disappeared in the break time were coming with a big pack in their hand .Yes, That was again a cake.. this time without much violence, one opened the box and the other lit the candle , chandu always busy with gadgets , was taking video .Mani entered the room singing happy birthday song suddenly phani slapped him and said “he didn’t start yet” oh ok , said mani, we continued I blew the candle and the song was on track muahhhhhh love that chorus song. he he specially when other sing it for me .. 
I gave cake to few and aditya came to me with a piece of cake and started decorating my face with the cream den sai , sid ,sandy, mani ,phani and chandu spoiled the decoration he he.:-) and girls joined to help them, for a moment I felt my face was a drawing board for them den someone kicked me hard this time I couldn’t bear the pain I shouted very loudly and luckly they stopped hitting ‘ I was thinking inside gosh!!!! I would have tried this idea in the morning itself’. Well den started the gifts session, few heart touching and few naughty and some memorable gifts I loved all of them, It reminded me of phani’s birthday gift (we gave him in a mobile phone box “ he lost his mobile we gave him that” everyone expected it to be a mobile, and phani before opening the gift started giving sentimental sort of speech like, you people are ture friends etc etc.. All the guys were backing off slowly and when he opened the gift all of us ran away from the class room as it was a ********* , phani tried to catch us but we ran very far because we knew, if we were caught us he would have killed us.) So I din expect much decent ones . All of us got into the bus and enjoyed craking jokes on each other obviously our target were mani and sometimes phani.
I reached my house in the evening my mom was arranging something I had my bath and got ready to go out with some of my Inter college friends but I had to stay back as some of our cousins and relatives came home for my b-day party, My sister took out the cake, I was staring at the cake and it seemed to me like cake was feeling pity on me. (I din have anything whole day except cake) I cut the cake and had our dinner I just tasted and left.
My basket ball group was waiting for me in the ground near my house, I went there and again the story begins with cake in the center of the court and the guys around me ready to hit me looking at me like a villain in ram gopal vermas movie, again Bash!!!!! I din try the trick which I tried in the college coz I learned this trick from these guys only he he. So kept quiet and again cake round.. hmmmmm no place to eat cake so just licked it but my friends pushed the cake forcefully
I returned home very much tiered and had my bath and slept. There ends my One of my memorable days of ma life,
Thanks everyone love u all .
I was feeling lonely and sweet memories rolled back in my mind and I penned them ..
Yours Kittu.